Beacon Pines Review: Life is Change

Stories are living things. From the first seedling of what eventually becomes a story, they grow, they must be nurtured, and they evolve. The story that is told is rarely the exact story that was envisioned because, like all living things, stories change. And while not all change is good, for a story to beContinue reading “Beacon Pines Review: Life is Change”

Immortality Review: Not Every Frame is a Painting

What is art? It’s a question that humanity has found difficult to answer since we started making it. You’ll be hard pressed to find an entire group of people who all give the same answer. In a way, that’s the beauty of it. That it can be and mean different things to different people. ImmortalityContinue reading “Immortality Review: Not Every Frame is a Painting”

PlayStation Plus Premium is a Bit of a Joke

I’ve been playing PlayStation my whole life. The PS2 was essentially my first console. I had an N64 also but I only played a few games on it before our house was robbed and it was stolen alongside the PS2 when I was in the first grade. The PS2 was replaced but they didn’t sellContinue reading “PlayStation Plus Premium is a Bit of a Joke”

Rewind Review: DC Super Hero Girls Teen Power

I originally bought DC Super Hero Girls Teen Power to laugh at it. From the minute I saw the trailer, my plan was to buy this game and play it solely for the purpose of laughing at it and marveling in its badness. Welp, the joke is on me because DC Super Hero Girls isContinue reading “Rewind Review: DC Super Hero Girls Teen Power”

Bullet Train Review: A Percy Not a Diesel

The easiest way to describe Bullet Train is just a good old fashion fun time at the movies. Sometimes that’s all you need a movie to be. While Bullet Train does try to dabble in themes of fate and luck, and it doesn’t necessarily flounder at those themes, it’s strongest quality is that it hasContinue reading “Bullet Train Review: A Percy Not a Diesel”

The Social Aspect of Online Multiplayer is Dead and Gamers are the Murderers

If you’re a gamer of a certain age range, you probably remember a time when you could hop in a multiplayer lobby and it would be bursting with life. It was like walking into a party of endless possibilities. Maybe you’d have a good time and never see anyone there ever again, maybe you’d hitContinue reading “The Social Aspect of Online Multiplayer is Dead and Gamers are the Murderers”

Top Gun Maverick Review: Take My Breath Away

I believe in Tom Cruise and I believe in cinema. I could end this review with that above statement because it really is the perfect distillation of what makes this film so incredible. Tom Cruise loves movies. He loves movies more than I have ever loved anything and maybe ever will. Tom Cruise loves moviesContinue reading “Top Gun Maverick Review: Take My Breath Away”

Evil Dead the Game Review: Groovy

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. This is Evil Dead the Game. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the video game section. That’s right, this sweet baby was developed by Saber Interactive. Retails for about forty nine ninety-nine Canadian. It’s got four playable classes, a deep skill tree system, full crossplay,Continue reading “Evil Dead the Game Review: Groovy”

Rewind Review: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

If there is one thing that Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever has taught me, it’s that you should never lose hope on your dreams. After all, if this movie was able to get past every single step of the filmmaking process to see it be made and released to theaters upon unsuspecting movie goers, then anythingContinue reading “Rewind Review: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever”

Rewind Review: Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

What makes something a video game? Well whatever it is, Big Rigs Over the Road Racing fails at being one. In fact, this game fails on every level of creation, from concept to execution that if you were to hand it in as a high school programming assignment, you would be kicked out of theContinue reading “Rewind Review: Big Rigs Over the Road Racing”