Phil Spencer has once again appeared on camera from his home and with it has come another round of people analyzing the background to see what clues lay on his shelf. Uncle Phil as Xbox fans like to call him, got a little more devious this time in hiding Xbox’s future plans in his background.Continue reading “Phil Spencer’s Grocery Lists Sparks Online Speculation”
Author Archives: Matt Fresh
Long Games Need a “Previously On” Feature
Video Games are long these days. It’s not uncommon for AAA games to get released touting “60” hours of game time. There’s so many long games that it’s routinely a topic of debate in the closed off bubble that is gaming Twitter. I’m not here to debate if games are too long but what IContinue reading “Long Games Need a “Previously On” Feature”
After Killing Mario, Nintendo Promises It Will Kill Again
At the time of writing, Nintendo’s public execution of famed plumber and hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario Mario is due to happen today. By the time you read this he might already be dead. As the world mourns and wonders how it will move forward without everyone’s favorite Jump Man, Nintendo isn’t finished. InContinue reading “After Killing Mario, Nintendo Promises It Will Kill Again”
The Best Thing About Superman & Lois isn’t Superman or Lois. It’s Dorky Clark Kent.
Superman & Lois on The CW has so far been very good. It’s only been five episodes at the time of writing so there’s still time for it to fall off a cliff but so far so good. It looks great, the performances are all good to terrific and the Superman action all looks great.Continue reading “The Best Thing About Superman & Lois isn’t Superman or Lois. It’s Dorky Clark Kent.”
Maquette Review
I don’t really like puzzle games. I enjoy some of them when they give me genuinely clever puzzles or have some sort of “thing” that keeps me engaged. Like Slayaway Camp, which I enjoy because the puzzles are good and it’s a hilarious parody of 80s slasher movies. And of course the puzzle games likeContinue reading “Maquette Review”
Six Days on Twitter is a Video Game That Reenacts One of the Most Controversial Console War Battles
It’s a war that a great deal of people disagreed with but it happened anyway. The Console Wars never needed to happened. Especially not after the backlash towards the first one that happened in the 90s. Unfortunately no matter how much people insisted that it was a waste of resources and protested in the nameContinue reading “Six Days on Twitter is a Video Game That Reenacts One of the Most Controversial Console War Battles”
Polybius
One year, four months and sixteen days. That’s how long I’ve been in business. When I started doing this, I thought I would be more like Columbo but I’m really just a glorified porno photographer. I’ve had one real case and too many cheating spouses to count. At least catching adulterers is pretty easy. TheContinue reading “Polybius”
Brad F*cking Pitt
The only feeling more painful than stepping on a Lego, is having a crush on someone that you know will never be with you. Ryan had already done one of those things today and now it was time for the second. Everything was just right for fruitless yearning; the sun was setting and the sceneContinue reading “Brad F*cking Pitt”
Rongo 